Jim asked:


I went fishing today and got stuck out in the lake on my johnboat, Tipper Gore. But since I don’t like to stand up in the boat for fear of tipping over, I decided to sit there for a while. But I found that no help had arrived, so I decided to abandon ship, and leave behind my beloved Tipper Gore and my Fishing rod, name Todd in order to save myself from not being able to come home and ask questions on yahoo answers. In the process of swimming to shore I encountered deranged fish who slapped me and people who are about as crazy as I am. Do you think my boat will wash ashore, and if not who do I call to return my stuff to me? You don’t think people would steal it do you? If so, can I claim my boat was stolen for insurance purposes? LOL.
A better question might be what was the point in you answering. If it was so stupid then why bother?

Pearl

5 Responses to “I went fishing today and got stuck out in the lake?”

1. Devilish on January 26th, 2009 10:01 am

   The johnboat all is fair in love war.

2. David B on January 26th, 2009 5:59 pm

   I hope the Boat sinks with a name like that….

3. redneck on January 28th, 2009 9:25 pm

   have you ever heard of a paddle

4. michael s on January 31st, 2009 4:11 am

   you like being screwed dont ya–get a real boat and a candidant to talk about

5. fbi_know on January 31st, 2009 3:03 pm

   u should have waited for it!